Machine for eliminating the side-effects of pressing the wrong buttons

  • Enabling self-direction through infinite phone-line surveys;
  • Demonstrating an evidenced approval of anything;
  • Preparing every variant of a message you will never send;
  • Practicing pressing all lift-buttons except the correct one, demonstrating goodwill and empathy towards those who might be going to other places;
  • Preparing you for decisions concerning: crises, referendums, mass-scale invasion, compulsive purchases, dogged pursuit of victims, detonation etc.